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Ah! *I* want a glow-in-the-dark clitoris!! [29 Oct 2008|01:32am]

[ mood | envious ]



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Happy New Year [01 Jan 2008|05:15pm]

Since I keep getting a wonderful error when I try to Swirl I'll post it here.

Happy New Year!

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Paging good_eeevening... And all Photoshop Goddesses in the area... [23 Sep 2007|09:54pm]

[ mood | horny ]

Okay. Photoshopped or NOT? And if so, WHY? What makes your expert opinion say so, and can you like, show enlargements that explain it to a laywoman? They look damned real to me, but I'm not a Photoshop Goddess.

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Bad Girl Stuff [03 Sep 2007|02:25pm]

So, I posted a couple weeks ago about BG books and postcards. I had a couple of bites but then lost track and don't feel like digging up the post. So, I'm reposting...

I have all four books and a set of postcards. They're yours if you'll pay for postage, or, if you can make other arrangements.

Let me know. l_ducci at hotmail dot com.
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Bad Girls Stuff [12 Aug 2007|09:12am]

Hey Ladies,

I've decided it's time to pass on my Bad Girls books and 26 postcards. I'm happy to send them to anyone who is willing to cover the cost of postage.

I'm pretty sure I have all four BG books, but I'll need to double check on that.

Let me know if you're interested.

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What happened to the web site? [09 Mar 2007|07:54am]

It's been down for at least the past week I think.
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I love this game. [31 Oct 2006|08:27pm]

[ mood | silly ]

1,000 Blank White Cards.

A Bad Girl themed game would ROCK.

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Swirl is back up [15 Sep 2006|06:48pm]

Same as my title. The Swirl is back up and running.
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[14 Sep 2006|12:07pm]

Can anyone else NOT get on the site?

I keep on getting an error message.
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[01 Nov 2005|12:17am]

[ mood | bouncy ]





Hugs & Kisses XOXO,


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Masturbation Quiz Survey Thing [27 Oct 2005|03:37am]
Thought this masturbation survey thinga-ma-jig might be of interest to those interested in the interest of interesting um... yeah

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[13 Oct 2005|02:56pm]
Thought this survey might be o' interest... : P

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What is going on? [26 Sep 2005|01:26am]


salsaonthebeach's caught my eye.

Uhhmmm...what is going on?What have those "anonymous" idiots been saying about Carol?

I'm so lost. 

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Dear 21chapters [16 Sep 2005|09:34pm]

[ mood | predatory ]

Welcome To The Internet!

This page is a mirror of the original that was published by Robert "redpaw" Jung at Deeplight.net. Robert Jung is webmaster, chief techmonkey and managing editor of deeplight.

No one here likes you.

We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming.

We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won't even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand.

Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it's like entering a foreign country ... and you know better than to ignorantly fuck with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed.

For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you - you get it, and are welcomed into the fold.

Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief - we didn't want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts - as objects of ridicule. We don't like you, but we do love you.

You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us "nerds" and "geeks". Don't bother ... we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word "nigger", turning an insult around on itself to become a semiserious badge of honor, so have we done.

"How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school/college!" You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world.

Things like athleticism, popularity, and physical prowess mean nothing here. We place no value on them ... or what car you drive, the size of your bank account, what you do for a living or where you went to school.

Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn. Everyone else watches from the stands.

You may posses everything in the off-line world. We don't care. You come to the Internet penniless, lacking the only thing of real value here: knowledge.

"Who cares? The Internet isn't real anyway!" This attitude is universally unacceptable. The Internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It's real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world's hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how "real" is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of "real", anyway?

Do I sound arrogant? Sure ... to you. Because you probably don't get it yet.

If you insist on staying, then, at the very least, follow these advices:

1. No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
2. Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys.
3. Do you want a picture of you getting anally raped by Bill Clinton while you're performing oral sex on a cow saved to hundreds of thousands of people's hard drives? No? Then don't put your fucking picture on the Internet. We can, will, and probably already HAVE altered it in awful ways. Expect it to show up on an equally offensive website.
4. Realize that you are never, EVER going to get that, or any other, offensive web page taken down. Those of us who run those sites LIVE to piss off people like you. Those of us who don't run those sites sometimes visit them just to read the hatemail from fools like you.
5. Oh, you say you're going to a lawyer? Be prepared for us to giggle with girlish delight, and for your lawyer to laugh in your face after he explains current copyright and parody law.
6. The Web is not the Internet. Stop referring to it that way.
7. We have already received the e-mail you are about to forward to us. Shut up.
8. Don't reply to spam. You are not going to be "unsubscribed".
9. Don't ever use the term "cyberspace" (only William Gibson gets to say that, and even he hasn't really used it for two or three books now). Likewise, you prove yourself a marketing-hype victim if you ever use the term "surfing".
10. With one or two notable exceptions, chat rooms will not get you laid.
11. It's a hoax, not a virus warning.
12. The internet is made up of thousands of computers, all connected but owned by different people. Learn how to use *your* computer before attempting to connect it to someone else's.
13. The first person who offers to help you is really just trying to fuck with you for entertainment. So is the second. And the third. And me.
14. Never insult someone who's been active in any group longer than you have. You may as well paint a damn target on your back.
15. Never get comfortable and arrogant behind your supposed mask of anonymity. Don't be surprised when your name, address, and home phone number get thrown back in your smug face. Hell, some of us will snail-mail you a printed satellite photograph of your house to drive the point home. Realize that you are powerless if this happens ... it's all public information, and information is our stock and trade.
16. No one thinks you are as cool as you think you are.
17. You aren't going to win any argument that you start.
18. If you're on AOL, don't worry about anything I've said here. You're already a fucking laughing stock, and there's no hope for you.
19. If you can't take a joke, immediately sell your computer to someone who can. RIGHT NOW.

Pissed off? It's the TRUTH, not these words, that hurts your feelings. Don't ever even pretend like I've gone & hurt them.

We don't like you. We don't want you here. We never will. Save us all the trouble and go away.
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ok then. [15 Sep 2005|02:03pm]

[ mood | apathetic ]

i have chosen to leave this community. i dont believe this... its so pathetically hilarious.

i made a community "fan club."
i asked the bad girls that i could find to join the community
i introduced myself in the communities they tell me about and...

all of this? and this?

i was not trying to be presumptous, rude, overbearing, stupid, or anything else by making a community. i didnt know there were two so i made one. so what? its not that big of a deal. i made it to join, not to tell other people that i am perfect and that i know everything there is to know about this stuff. ive loved this whole "bad girl" thing since i bought the journal two years ago. i didnt know that there was a website, i didnt know that there was a tv show, so i made a community to figure all this out and to unite with bad girls around the globe. unfortunately (and sadly) i was insulted, taunted, and then cast out of the culture just because i asked someone to join my community.

its like ayshianka said, you (the people who have been beating me down relentlessly) are acting like five year olds fighting over barbie dolls. this is really retarded. people like that only make society a worse place to be by being assholes. on that note, i feel as if i should say my final word and leave. i am discusted with this group. if anyone would like to join my community, they may do so. if not, then drop it and get on with your lives. and the people who have been watching all of this from the sidelines are probably discusted too... if they ever see one of these books in a store they may think "wow, those are the girls who were so rude to that other girl, i want nothing to do with them" and not buy it and be yet another fan and supporter of cameron tuttle. i hope you are happy with yourselves.

on that note, toodles. dont bother responding to this. i will just delete the comments and pay them no mind. im sick of your childishness. no ♥

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x-posted in ::swirlers:: [14 Sep 2005|12:18pm]

[ mood | artistic ]

just wanted to introduce myself...

i am kinda new to the badness and i just got the books. i bought the journal a while back (2002) in a cute little mall shop called "Light Years." i fell in love with the journal. i got kicked out of the place i lived bc of something i did for it (ie taking a bad girl pic... it was of me flashing the cam and the christian girl i lived with spazzed out and kicked me out for being a sinner.... hahaha).

i believe that the ultimate bad girls are the girls from sex and the city. they know what they want and they get it.

i also made my own community for badness... Be a Bad Girl. joining is moderated but not hard to get into. just request and you should be in.

i am really happy that i found more bad girls. :)

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yo.. [14 Sep 2005|02:37am]

Click here!

Facebook me!

And DO IT!
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london_070705: Helping LJers connect to MIA Londoners. [09 Jul 2005|12:51am]

[ mood | ecstatic ]

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[06 Jul 2005|04:04pm]

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a
woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she
is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more
attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat
jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
Further studies are expected..
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New community! [28 Jun 2005|03:30pm]

I got sick of the spam, so I made a new community for us. Please join and pass the word!

Fun pretty changes are on the way!

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